A letter to future unborn physicians

    December 21, 2014

    Dear Physicians Yet Unborn

     Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Happy 2096.

     This is unsolicited advice from a physician  who practiced in Washington DC for 40 years.

     Medicine is a noble profession but it has its own risks.

    Starting with first day of your practice put aside half of your income for legal funds. I painfully learned that even spending $5 million was not enough.

   You must have  pr help.  Do not wait until bad things happen, for it would be too late. Once you have been wrongly declared a menace  your life will change .
    Then comes the fear factor: the fear of contamination . You will be abandoned by friends , relatives, colleagues and the rest .

  You will realize you have been thrown under the bus.

  The more you protest, the more you scream the worst  will happen . Abyss  will shadow you. You will be forced to listen to your despicable crimes against humanity and worst your loved ones will  raise questions rooted in lies.

   Don't shout back , do not try to convince anyone of your innocence. Be a man. Be a doctor .
  Realize this is not about you. You must worry  about your family.
   You must say, I'm sorry. Say I'm such a fool for having been so evil.  Suggest you receive1000  daily whips for 1000 days. Donate your tongue and heart  to an organ bank.

  You see my dear unborn physicians, being a doctor is a privilege. The privilege and joy of healing and the pain that may come with it.